Benefits Of Being Really Fat
Posted Under: Weight Loss
You will always be warm..sometimes really sweaty and gross warm..but still warm. You will be comfortable to lay on. Although, you may find it hard to sit places because you are too big. You don’t ever have to worry about anyone only wanting you for your looks. You never have to worry about being super successful.
No need to buy sweaters, your layers of insulating blubber will keep you warm.
You’d be a great basketball center because it’s a 3-second violation for opponents to dribble past you… The refs would call you Heavy D.
You could empty the swimming pool with one belly flop.
There would be countless movie roles for you.. the blob, dr humungous, Jabba the Hutt strikes back, the inedible bulk etc.
You could *really* Stomp the Yard.
You could swiftly silence those annoying skinny fitness instructors by sitting on them.
You’ll do better Xmas at shopping because you can block the view of sale items from other shoppers.
